There's a lot of things vegans eat, actually

Reid: You're a vegan?!?! What do you eat?
Me: A lot of things actually
Reid: Don't you miss burgers?
Me: I never liked beef and there's veggie burger
Reid: French fries?
Me: Those are vegan you, know
Reid: Ice cream
Me: Don't like it but there's dairy free ice cream
Reid: Frozen yogurt?
Me: Soy yogurt
Reid: How about bacon? Don't you miss that?
Me: Well there's -
Reid: You know what, shut up